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World News
05-12-2003
who: The Queen
what: Goes on "fake" market walkabout
where: Nigeria
when: Yesterday
snippet: The "perfect, little dust-free market place" in which The Queen met Nigerian traders looked like a studio set - which, says The Telegraph, is exactly what it was. Security concerns meant that instead of visiting a real market, "she was forced to tour a pretend one, built inside a heavily-fortified government compound for Voices, a BBC World Service radio drama series." The Independent suspects that the Queen was kept away from real market traders in case they told her "how tough life is here, how people struggle to survive and have no money." [... more]


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