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Entertainment
14-10-2003
who: Steve Martin
what: To play Clouseau in Pink Panther revival
when: Next year
snippet: "Mike Myers was linked to the role, but [MGM] is thought to have pulled out after the Austin Powers actor demanded $20 million (£12 million)," reports The Times. Speaking of whom, The Evening Standard`s showbiz correspondent Richard Simpson has been talking to the Wayne`s World star about his leading role in Dr Seuss`s The Cat In The Hat and The Telegraph`s Anthony Quinn interviews the director who cast "queen of fluff" Meg Ryan in an edgy erotic thriller. Elsewhere, The Sun has pictures of Renée Zellweger on the set of the new Bridget Jones movie and The Mirror says Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie stormed out of a hotel because of the "debauched antics of movie wildman Colin Farrell". [... more]


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