Entertainment 19-09-2003 who: Planet of the Apes star Mark Wahlberg what: Is a pale imitation of Michael Caine in Italian Job remake when: Today snippet: In The Sun Johnny Vaughan admits that "the original is such a massive, all-time top ten, stand-out favourite of mine so I cannot comment on the remake [which reaches cinemas across the UK this weekend] with any balance or lack of prejudice". Controversially, The Telegraph`s Sukhdev Sandhu accuses the 1969 caper movie of being "a lazy, smirking heap of hokum, a defiantly mediocre work that we deluded ourselves was half-way good". [... more]

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