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Sport
22-09-2003
who: Arsenal
what: Face disciplinary action as 0-0 draw ends with ruck on pitch
where: Old Trafford, MANCHESTER
when: Yesterday
snippet: Ten minutes of "mayhem and malice" started with "the dismissal of Patrick Vieira and ended with the teams at each other`s throats after Ruud van Nistelrooy was jostled by celebrating Arsenal players," says The Independent. Elsewhere, Middlesbrough lifted themselves out of the bottom three with a 1-0 defeat at home to Everton. In more lighthearted footy news, The Mirror reports on the team who broke their losing streak by "playing in their wives or girlfriends` knickers". [... more]


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