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UK News
24-10-2003
who: Wokingham District Council
what: Says six schoolboys were hospitalised for taking Viagra in lunch break
where: WINNERSH
when: Last week
snippet: "One of the Year Eight pupils, all aged 12 and 13, is believed to have brought in the anti-impotency tablets," reports The Evening Standard`s spin-off website, thisislondon.com, "and handed them around to five of his pals at the all-boys comprehensive school in Berkshire..." And in another tale of misguided behaviour, The Scotsman reports that a drunken customer caused £250,000 of damage when he set off the Harvey Nichols sprinkler system for a joke, emptying 8,000 gallons of water onto the hi-fi department. And Sky News reports that a disgruntled couple, who really should have noticed the address before they moved in 15 months ago, have been forced to sell their their home in Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, because of incessant leg-pulling. [... more]
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