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Sport
29-09-2003
who: Oldham Athletic mascot Chaddy the Owl
what: Has victory overshadowed by streaker in mascot Grand National
where: HUNTINGDON
when: Yesterday
snippet: "Contestants dressed as mice, foxes, chickens and swans were thrown off course," says the story accompanying The Sun`s picture exclusive, as a "busty" mystery woman ran towards them... Elsewhere, The Guardian meets Wolves` "reformed former pig-baiter", Wolfie the Wolf, who dropped out of this year`s contest after coming 81st out of 111 last year. [... more]


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