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World News
14-09-2004
who: George W Bush
what: Says too many gynaecologists are unable to practise their love with women
where: Missouri, USA
when: Last week
snippet: "It was a garbled attempt to woo the female vote by complaining how skyrocketing insurance costs had put doctors out of business," explains Elaine Monaghan of The Times, who remarks that Mr Bush remains neck-and-neck with rival presidential candidate Senator Kerry in the latest poll of women voters. Meanwhile, The Times says Senator Kerry has attacked Mr Bush for failing to renew Bill Clinton`s ten year ban on the sale of powerful assault rifles like AK-47s and Uzis. [... more]


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