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Entertainment
15-12-2004
who: Prince Charles
what: Chats to Sharon Osbourne backstage after Royal Variety Performance
where: Coliseum, LONDON
when: Last night
snippet: The Prince asked X Factor judge Sharon "How`s Ozzy?" according to The Evening Standard`s website, thisislondon.com, "and told her: `I heard about your burglary`." In other theatre news, The Sun says comedian Arthur Smith`s "willy" has been insured for £1million as he prepares to dip it in hot tea once a night as part of his role in Dante`s Inferno; in The Times, Libby Purves recommends the unique interactive cabaret show C`est Barbican; and The Telegraph`s arts correspondent Nigel Reynolds says Dylan Thomas fans are no nearer to discovering the true inspiration for Under Milk Wood`s Llareggub, despite the emergence of a sketch map drawn by the writer. [... more]


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