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UK News
19-08-2004
who: Rapist Iorworth Hoare
what: Says he`ll blow his £7m lotto win on antiques, flash cars and "a clever lawyer"
where: SHEPTON MALLET
when: Next month
snippet: "Anything I want is mine, I`m unstoppable," the 52 year-old serial sex attacker has told fellow inmates, according to The Mirror. "He`s managed to get up the noses of both the officers and his fellow inmates with his smugness," says one prison officer. "He was an unpopular figure when he arrived and his bragging is just making matters worse. The other inmates would really like to punch his lights out." Elsewhere The Telegraph reports that a woman has been hounded out of her home by angry residents of East Kilbride after a false rumour swept the area that she is Maxine Carr. [... more]


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