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Entertainment
21-12-2004
what: GRUMPY OLD WOMEN AT CHRISTMAS
where: BBC2
when: 9pm
snippet: "Who among the Grumpy Old Women will spit with the same venom as John Sessions? " wonders The Times. "There are Janet Street-Porter and Ann Widdecombe, of course, but most of the hissing will be coming from the audience’s direction whenever these two speak. So it’s up to the other contributors — Sheila Hancock, Jenny Eclair, Kathryn Flett, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph — to stick it to Santa with feeling." [... more]


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