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Entertainment
27-08-2004
who: The Darkness
what: Win Kerrang! best British band award for the second year running
where: The Brewery, LONDON
when: Last night
snippet: "It`s all thoroughly deserved for the band who gave rock back its sense of fun," the show`s organisers told BBC News Online. The "spandex-clad rockers" headline the Reading Festival tonight. Speaking of which, The Sun is aghast at US rapper 50 Cent`s list of demands for this weekend`s Carling Weekend festival. The list "runs to a whopping 30 pages", and includes a dozen assorted cookies, two buckets of KFC chicken, six corn on the cob, a case of beer, two gallons of milk, four gallons of juice, sofas, padded chairs, 12 fluffy bath towels and “immaculate” loos. [... more]


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