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Sport
01-04-2005
who: Alan Shearer
what: Decides not to retire after all
where: St James` Park, NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE
when: Thursday
snippet: "Shearer, who will be 35 in August, had announced his intention to stop playing last summer and was widely tipped to head for a career as a BBC pundit rather than try his hand at management," says The Independent`s Sam Wallace. "However, after scoring 18 goals this season, and with Craig Bellamy unlikely to return to St James` Park following his dispute with Graeme Souness, the former England captain has decided to continue playing." [... more]


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