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Entertainment
04-02-2005
who: George Clooney
what: Leads ensemble cast in "lacklustre" Ocean`s Twelve
when: This weekend
snippet: No critic has a good word to say about this sequel. The Independent`s Anthony Quinn says the structure is so "desultory" it feels like it was made up as they went along, The Telegraph`s Sukhdev Sandhu says the plot is "so convoluted... we`re left with a jigsaw we can`t really be bothered to solve" and The Guardian`s Peter Bradshaw says it is "cheesy, flatulent and dull". However, all are quick to recommend La NiƱa Santa (aka The Holy Girl), Lucrecia Martel`s film about religion and growing up. Also out this weekend is the half-term family comedy Racing Stripes, about a zebra who wants to be a race horse, and 15, a frenetic and disturbing snapshot of teenage Singaporeans. [... more]


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