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Sport 04-03-2005
who: Delia Smith
what: Screams at apathetic crowd in half-time "rant"
where: Carrow Road, NORWICH
when: Monday night
snippet: "Saint Delia - knocked off her pedestal," she remarked in The Norwich Evening News, repeated in The Telegraph after the Canaries eventually went down 2-3 to visiting Manchester City. "But maybe that`s quite good. I`ve always hated all that `Saint Delia` stuff. Maybe it`s good that the halo`s slipped a little". Also making a spectacle of himself this week was Southampton midfielder David Prutton, who was charged with improper conduct by the FA for shoving referee Alan Wiley after being red-carded during the 1-1 draw with Arsenal at St Mary`s. The week`s other results were as follows: Middlesbrough 2 Charlton Athletic 2, Newcastle United 2 Bolton Wanderers 1, Aston Villa 1 Everton 3, Crystal Palace 2 Birmingham City 0, Manchester United 2 Portsmouth 1, Spurs 2 Fulham 0 and Manchester United 2 Portsmouth 1. [... more]
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