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UK News
08-04-2005
who: Convicted sex offender David Harris
what: Jailed for wearing women`s clothing
where: Crown Court, GLOUCESTER
when: Thursday
snippet: A year ago, the 37 year-old car clamper was banned from "wearing women`s clothes, accessories or footwear in public places during night time after concern that such outfits led him to commit sexual offences," explains The Telegraph. He was jailed for two and a half years after pleading guilty to breaking the court order - he was caught "wearing an off-the-shoulder cream top and cotton skirt in a beauty spot frequented by people seeking sexual activity". Elsewhere, The Mirror reports on the trial of the "Phantom Knicker Nicker of the Scilly Isles". [... more]


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