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Sport
11-03-2005
who: Arsenal
what: Beat Portsmouth 3-0 with hat-trick from Henry
where: Highbury, LONDON
when: Saturday
snippet: Portsmouth are having "such a poor run of form that relegation looks almost like their destiny," says Alyson Rudd in The Times, who challenges manager Arsène Wenger to explain why Thierry Henry can be so good "in lower profile games and stuttering in the ones that really matter". She does not receive a satisfactory answer. In other premiership action, the scores were as follows: Fulham 0 Charlton 0, West Bromwich Albion 2 Birmingham City 0, Crystal Palace 0 Manchester United 0, Manchester City 0 Bolton 1, Norwich City 1 Chelsea 3, Newcastle United 1 Liverpool 0, Southampton 1 Tottenham 0, Aston Villa 2 Middlesbrough 0 and Everton 0 Blackburn Rovers 1. [... more]
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