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Sport
16-06-2005
who: Michael Owen
what: Goes to bed early on stag weekend
where: Las Vegas, Nevada
when: Last weekend
snippet: "He treated dad Terry, 53, brother Andy and five friends to three days in the gambling paradise ahead of his wedding," says The Mirror. "But while they boozed all night, Michael, 25, had just one vodka and Red Bull - and spent most of the time phoning fiancee Louise Bonsall at home." By Wednesday he was back in England, attending the Royal Ascot race meeting at York with his daughter and wife-to-be. Elsewhere, The Sun claims that Real Madrid want to offload him and Owen says if that happens he will not fight to keep his job at the Bernabeu. [... more]
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