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Entertainment
24-03-2005
who: Michael Jackson
what: Weeps in court complaining of back pain
where: Santa Maria, California
when: Monday
snippet: "The singer needed support from minders after arriving five minutes late for the 16th day of his child abuse trial," says The Sun in week four of Jackson`s child molestation trial. "Shaking all over, Jackson, 46, shuffled to the defence table and had to be helped into his seat." On Tuesday the court heard the testimony of comedienne Louise Palanker who says she received a telephone call from the accuser`s family while they were being held captive at the singer`s Neverland ranch; and on Wednesday Judge Rodney Melville ruled that pornographic images for a computer at Neverland could not be submitted to the court because the time they were downloaded did not relate to the events of the case and there was no evidence that Jackson had ever seen them. [... more]


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