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Entertainment
24-06-2005
who: Tom Cruise
what: Squirted with water pistol by TV pranksters
where: Odeon, Leicester Square, LONDON
when: Sunday
snippet: "The incident, which left Cruise repeatedly calling his unidentified assailant a `jerk`, has been shown around the world. But Channel 4 said that it might never screen it," says The Guardian. Cruise is apparently still fuming, but he should receive consolation from Katie Holmes, to whom he became engaged on Friday in Paris and with whom he is already planning to have children, according to an interview in US magazine reported in Friday`s Sun. [... more]


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