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Entertainment
24-06-2005
who: Festival security coordinator Brian Schofield
what: Says Glasto gatecrashers tried to stow away in Portaloos
where: PILTON
when: Thursday
snippet: "The ticketless trio saw toilets on the back of a festival-bound lorry in a service station and decided to hide in them," says The Sun. The Guardian, which is one of the Festival`s official sponsors, also has the full story online, along with a profile of Michael Eavis from Sunday`s Observer and a feature on a new addition to the Festival, Camp Kerala Village, which accommodates ticket holders with a comfortable bed, 24-hour room service, hot showers and dressing gowns for a mere £6,000 per head. No, that`s not a typo - we said £6,000. Rebellious reporter John Harris says he hopes someone will sneak in "leave some mud under the duvets before making off with some cooked meats". [... more]
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