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Sport
26-05-2005
who: Tim Henman
what: Knocked out of French Open in second round
where: Paris
when: Wednesday
snippet: "The Henman swear box was close to overflowing as Luis Horna, the Peruvian No 1 and world No 59, sentenced him to a 7-5, 6-7, 6-3, 6-4 defeat and an earlier reacquaintance with grass than the British No 1 had hoped for," says Neil Harman in The Times as Henman was left with little to talk about in the post-match interview except for the All England Club`s policy on when to remove the official Slazenger balls from their vacuum-sealed cans. [... more]


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